death is close@procial.tchncs.de to

badposting • 7 months ago

You open the door i have hunted a bag of $15 gentrification ramen off a grubdash man. In your fridge you have piles of roadkill. You disgustedly throw away the takeout and embrace my body which is

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You open the door i have hunted a bag of $15 gentrification ramen off a grubdash man. In your fridge you have piles of roadkill. You disgustedly throw away the takeout and embrace my body which is

death is close@procial.tchncs.de to

badposting • 7 months ago

You open the door i have hunted a bag of $15 gentrification ramen off a grubdash man. In your fridge you have piles of roadkill. You disgustedly throw away the takeout and embrace my body which is covered in soy sauce. You are covered in death goo and blood.

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