Rat going :expert-shapiro: against the even-more-racist freaks

  • flan [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    democrats should start saying belligerently stupid things too. Like instead of "i literally dont know what that means" because you know exactly waht shes doing you say "lemme just grab my ford explorer and mow down some unaborted fetuses"

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      That would be extremely cool response. Of course they would never do it.

      Also, I don't think this rat really opposses stupidly gigantic cars as long as they are electric from whatever battery company pays him

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Imagining a Dark Brandon-era Democratic party that's like "Guns are emasculating, real men use swords" and "Giant trucks are p*ssy shit, buses and trains are where it's at."

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Passing an executive order to mandate that car dealerships are only allowed to sell pickup trucks or SUVs to people with doctor's notes certifying diagnosis of micropenis.

        Then waste all the red state genital inspectors' time by forcing them to go around and verify that diagnosis on a monthly basis or repo the vehicle.

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    :bottom-speak: omw to get feminised by using public transport to get around the city

  • fishnwhistle420 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Well Pete, the entire automobile industry has spent our lives connecting cars with male sexuality and value as a man so, idk dude, I can understand where some people are coming from after being psychologically manipulated and taught the ways of the world by commercials.

    …But what do I know? I just live here.

    • redhex [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Shit, I mean, at this point what isn't connected with male sexuality and value as a man?

        • jabrd [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I’ve heard the piano is pretty gay too but that could just be a local thing

          • redhex [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            Better watch out for those queers and their reusable grocery bags.

              • ssjmarx [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                Some beans :soy-cutie: have cooties and should only be eaten by icky girls.

                • Good_Username [they/them,e/em/eir]
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                  2 years ago

                  I am so fucking grumpy that people believe this shit. I'm a pretty conflict averse person and will mostly just smile and nod at stuff that people say, because I don't want to cause a scene. But if someone starts with the whole "soy bad phytoestrogens bad soyboy feminine bla bla bla", I tend to actually say something. Soy beans are fucking beans, they won't cause you to grow tits, you fucking idiot, and actual mammalian fucking estrogens from like, milk and cheese exist, and those may (probably not though, but who knows, :im-vegan:) perhaps cause actual tit growth. But soy? Fuck off with that fucking shit, it's a damn bean, jesus. It's a fucking bean! What's wrong with you?

                  Sorry, I get heated about soy. I love the stuff, and for whatever reason :lmayo: just have issues with a goddamn bean, good god, I can't handle it.

        • fox [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Dressing in anything but the limited set of shapes and colors allowed for men also

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          baking

          Dipshits don't know how seductive cooking skills can be.

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    fighting a holy crusade against the left's satanic gender ideology by constructing all-encompassing gender ideology

  • InvaderZinn [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Muh dick"

    Why do you want to drive as manly as possible Greene? By your logic, you are defecting from your gender, and doesn't that make you one of us icky icky queer people?

    Accusing the right of being secretly queer is wrong, but it's interesting how the right is allowed to disobey gender roles more than the left. If they are such model citizens, shouldn't they be held to a higher standard?

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      it's because the audience is presumed to be male. she's speaking as a male viewer rather than as herself. it's a weird kind of surrogacy.

    • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      They're only allowed to disobey gender roles unidirectionally — only masculinity is considered valuable, femininity is considered shameful, even for cis women (though cis women who are not conservative pundits or politicians are expected to submit to that shame meekly).

  • CommieCretzl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Easy W for Buttigeig. Good job being less deranged than Republicans

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    My coworker says he wouldn't ride a bike because they "look gay". He also read bicycle seats can cause erectile dysfunction. He drives a lifted F150 with one of those protective bars over the grill to run over children.

    I'm starting to think we'll have to trick these people into doing revolution by telling them capitalism makes them gay

    • mkultrawide [any]
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      2 years ago

      You have to frame communism as getting a good deal by going in with some friends on a giant Costco run.

      "Communism = Costco" is the key to overthrowing capitalism in America.

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        People's_Republic_of_Walmart.epub

    • Commander_Data [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      In a world where cities are full of dangerous dark people who are literally salivating at the opportunity to rob and murder you and public transportation is rife with queers who will change your gender if given half a chance, are you MAN enough to ride the subway?