Step 1: ensure artillery shell is defused

Step 2: apply ketchup

Step 3: massage ketchup across the entire surface of the artillery shell for uniform coverage

Step 4: heat lentil soup over medium heat for 10 minutes

Step 5: remove ketchup from artillery shell, rinse with water, polish

Fully vegan, takes 10 minutes

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Everyone who sees it on my fireplace thinks it's a dildo. I've got some neat shit up there and they think a dildo is going to be the centrepiece? Off to the side at most.