Turns out, you can slice 'em up, stick 'em in a dehydrator, and they can be eaten as is or tossed in a dish to rehydrate.
They've got the texture of banana/plaintain chips, a bit of crispyness. And they're mildly sweet.
Got four mason jars full of the chips and I just filled up the dehydrator again today. With a bucket full of squash waiting their turn when the dehydrator gets finished doing its thing tomorrow.
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Haven't tried frying any of them up in a few years.