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    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Those are not our ships. Those are your kings testing out mind-altering substances on the general public.

    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      My research here informs me that he wanted to destroy you all in nuclear omnicide. Is this correct?

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I mean kind of. He thought that if we detonated a nuclear mass murder it would be a sign towards the aliens that we were an advanced civilization technology wise, but still immature in other aspects. Then the aliens and dolphins are supposed to take over the planet and guide the remaining humans towards luxury gay space (but volcel) communism, I think?

        • RealAlien [any]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          I am confused. That plan would kill your entire planet and your dolphins are notoriously horny.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Were confused too, the fact that this is as advanced as alien involved communist theory has got is concerning.

            Maybe it's safe to say Posadas had a few weird quirks

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            your dolphins are notoriously horny

            :pog-dolphin: inscrutable potentially very horny or maybe volcel dolphin noises :pseudorca:

  • thirstywizard [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What's easiest low tech way to create a magnetosphere on a planet?

    Also what if any human art that's appealing to your senses?

    • MoreAmphibians [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      What’s easiest low tech way to create a magnetosphere on a planet?

      We'd probably want to put a massive amount of ions in orbit around the planet. We would need to get them from a moon or asteroid placed in orbit around the planet.

    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      You cannot create a magnetosphere.

      As for art, I like Gudetama. That egg is so relatable!

    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      It's not the best but it's not the worst.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Can you take me back to your planet

  • VenetianMask [any]
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    2 years ago

    Will you come down to meet us, or will it blow our minds?

    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      I'm made of gas so you probably wouldn't notice me

  • President_Obama [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Since you're an advanced, obviously superior species... You must like cute guys wanna read this cute gay manga with me? A new chapter of Sasaki and Miyano got uploaded today :possum-party:

    • RealAlien [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Sure as long as it involves yaoi hands