It's in everything now. It became like a museum exhibit to me seeing the most wild things. Wifi toaster WHYY? Like I knew about smart fridges but I was seeing like overly technical smart phone connectable kettles and like some griddle made for just bacon?? Whyyy
I'm just gonna start buying every single "dumb" appliance I see at goodwill thrifting from now on. I'll make a little collection and gift some to friends who want out of the techno hellscape too. I keep thinking about the absurd amount of lights and screens on things that have no reason to have one and how fast they'll likely break. All that shit will be in landfill in like 10 years max
what automatic routine could you possibly need from a toaster?
…toast bread automatically in the morning/afternoon? I don’t have one, but my coffee maker routine is very helpful.
Yeah but how though are you going to leave the raw bread in the toaster overnight?
A coffee maker I understand , but a toaster??
that shit would get so dry and or/moldy/and or bugs depending on the region
I saw a toaster that also told you the weather. I think that’s useful.
Cant you just take out your phone for that ? Not judging just kind of flabbergasted. Imagine I ask you for the weatherforecast and you take out your toaster.
Yeah it’s more like “oh it’s seven, I should make toast.” Go to the toaster. “Oh looks like it’ll be cloudy today”. Eat toast.
Oh really ? I thought it was more of a water cooler situation. Everyone is standing there with their phones (damn youths) and you come in with the toaster.
what's a "water cooler"? is it like smart water ?
Are you Bob Mortimer?
I love that man. He's a fountain of experience and funny names. Edit - I'm now rewatching all his clips from WILTY for the tenth time, I hope you're happy
Once you start you cannot stop
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