Crypto markets imploding makes the stock market cults even funnier as they turn to Millerite bible maths to explain how everything is fine. According to Leviticus 20:16, the hedge funds will be bankrupt next month.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTXOfficial/comments/yo599y/fuck_you_i_want_my_fucking_money_now/

Archive.is isn't working right now so I can't archive the post.

edit: Actually, /r/FTXOfficial is imploding right now. They're doing a bank rush on their fake bank that isn't insured and finding out in real time why the 1930s regulations happened. This could be a fun one to watch today.

  • solaranus
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    1 year ago

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    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's a crypto exchange based in the Bahamas for extra legitimacy. Their schtick was that they were going to be altruistic capitalists. This year they falsely claimed to be a bank and got hit by the feds, then twitter divested their holdings, and now people are panicking after some other whale has divested. The exchange seems to have paused all withdrawals and maybe transfers.

      • solaranus
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