Crypto markets imploding makes the stock market cults even funnier as they turn to Millerite bible maths to explain how everything is fine. According to Leviticus 20:16, the hedge funds will be bankrupt next month.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTXOfficial/comments/yo599y/fuck_you_i_want_my_fucking_money_now/

Archive.is isn't working right now so I can't archive the post.

edit: Actually, /r/FTXOfficial is imploding right now. They're doing a bank rush on their fake bank that isn't insured and finding out in real time why the 1930s regulations happened. This could be a fun one to watch today.

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's MDMA order... right next to your dealer's. And in Kennedy's bored ape, and Mr. Macklin's CP collection, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to waste, and then, they're going to grift you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Call the crypto mods on them?