Crypto markets imploding makes the stock market cults even funnier as they turn to Millerite bible maths to explain how everything is fine. According to Leviticus 20:16, the hedge funds will be bankrupt next month.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FTXOfficial/comments/yo599y/fuck_you_i_want_my_fucking_money_now/
Archive.is isn't working right now so I can't archive the post.
edit: Actually, /r/FTXOfficial is imploding right now. They're doing a bank rush on their fake bank that isn't insured and finding out in real time why the 1930s regulations happened. This could be a fun one to watch today.
GME was an op to get younger people investing, the whole economy is a massive wealth exchange pump and dump.
Edit: yes I have thousands of dollars tied up in tech stocks that are down 60% bc I fell for the "invest now and you can maybe retire someday" trap. Ffs I just want to live in a house which is probably never going to happen now that I made this mistake.