Crypto markets imploding makes the stock market cults even funnier as they turn to Millerite bible maths to explain how everything is fine. According to Leviticus 20:16, the hedge funds will be bankrupt next month.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTXOfficial/comments/yo599y/fuck_you_i_want_my_fucking_money_now/

Archive.is isn't working right now so I can't archive the post.

edit: Actually, /r/FTXOfficial is imploding right now. They're doing a bank rush on their fake bank that isn't insured and finding out in real time why the 1930s regulations happened. This could be a fun one to watch today.