I've been watching a dog adoption show and like every time there is a straight cis family looking for a dog the husband will inevitably pipe up and loudly declare that he wants a large, male dog. They don't want a small dog, because small dogs are "yappy, and more of an accessory than a 'real' dog"
Fuck these guys, all dogs are good. Even ones that look like this :scared: :egg-dog:
But also please adopt your pets from a rescue. All dogs derserve love and just because someone gave their tiny dog a sweater doesn't mean they think they're an item. Some dogs love dressing up. :comrade-doggo:
rats are so cute tho!
albeit tragically short-lived
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they can be good but they tend to get no training because people assume that them being small and "harmless" means it's unnecessary
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I fantasize about how far I could drop-kick them. I'd never, but there's just something about rat dogs that makes me think these things.
All dogs are beautiful babies ofc
there's a specific size/shape of object/creature that simply invites a good swift kick, even if you'd never
it's just one of those funny human urges i guess, like wanting to drive into oncoming traffic or jump from high places :shrug-outta-hecks:
Right?? Like "yeah I reckon I could punt you over the fence"
Or the urge to crush/eat little babies.
you'd never, but still the urge remains
My nephew is just the cutest baby. OK, yes, I'm biased, but seriously he's adorable. My sister in law was like "He's so cute, I'm worried I'm going to bite him." I have to agree. I want to just eat him up or squeeze him as hard as I can.
The subconscious clenching of the teeth as you gently caress them
I'm a sucker for dimples, what can I say?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression
Oh thanks, I didn't know there was a term for that. It's interesting that the article says
and then
Because I definitely do that. I'll cry if I'm really happy. My family also has the tendency to deal with grief by telling funny stories about the deceased and laughing hysterically at the grave site (very undignified). It appears that I come from a long line of people who experience dimorphous emotions.
oh man i didn't even bother to fully go through it, the term just popped into my head and i wanted to share.
that is actually really interesting! i'm pretty much the same way so i guess the pattern holds. also your family sounds p dope, at least in that regard - i like the idea of honoring the deceased in a way that celebrates their life but is still lighthearted :)
related: the urge to hug something until it bursts into confetti
:egg-dog: :xi-gun: <-you
:kitty-cri-screm: <- me, feeling utterly betrayed
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Cute aggression. It's also what makes people want to push cute things into their chests