I've been watching a dog adoption show and like every time there is a straight cis family looking for a dog the husband will inevitably pipe up and loudly declare that he wants a large, male dog. They don't want a small dog, because small dogs are "yappy, and more of an accessory than a 'real' dog"
Fuck these guys, all dogs are good. Even ones that look like this :scared: :egg-dog:
But also please adopt your pets from a rescue. All dogs derserve love and just because someone gave their tiny dog a sweater doesn't mean they think they're an item. Some dogs love dressing up. :comrade-doggo:
My old dog had the strongest opinions about what dogs were ok. In her view, the only acceptable dogs were brown or multicolored and medium to large with short hair. Small dogs, solid white or black dogs, and long-furred dogs were horrible abominations. Deer, despite being large, brown, and short-furred were also not acceptable dogs, with their weird spindly legs and demonic noises. Horses, on the other hand, were perfectly acceptable dogs.
Orange cats were also acceptable dogs, despite their unfortunate size.
old dog has respectable opinions, deers are terrible dogs