Sorry, I prefer the large adult son in a hoodie over the coastal elitist that makes his toddler put on a tiny suit.

  • booty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It is on these grounds I proposed fifty-three years ago a reformation of the United States. There will be two states, each spanning the width of the country. Each one will thus have an atlantic coast and a pacific coast. No, I have no idea where I'm going with this.

    Would you like to sign my petition?

    • edge [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Three states: North, South, and Florida. We can never be rid of Florida.