oh you're freaking out about your life already?? how about a side of Pregnancy Scare??

I was 99% sure I wasn't pregnant before I got piss all over my hand trying to check, but it's a really fun little scientific activity to pee in a cup and on myself and then use a little dropper to sprinkle some on a test, so I didn't mind

haha jk I absolutely hated it

jfc

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      OMG ME TOO

      hopefully it happens before they're too shriveled to be helpful to anyone else, they're incredibly fertile and active and I don't appreciate it

      every month they wreck my life, and every time I'm like, "some nice lady would love to have these parts," and I feel bad for wishing them away

      I would donate them tomorrow yesterday 15 years ago if I could

      • iridaniotter [she/her, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Ahh don't feel bad about wanting them gone. By the time transplants become really common, we probably won't be that far off from growing them in space from your own cells anyway!

        edit: Also it's your body! It's your right to do what you wish with it!

        • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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          2 months ago

          many doctors won’t go along with that if seeking a more permanent solution, they say you’ll change your mind

          heck, have had trans masc friends straight up tell doctors they need to get rid of the original plumbing to feel better and not want to self harm and still get told nothing can be done

          body autonomy still has a ways to go

      • un_mask_me [any]
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        2 months ago

        Big same, wish I could have donated them a long time ago, except mine are fucked now and are now a constant threat to my health. Doctors still won't remove them even though they've put me in the ER a few times. Hope you're feeling better soon!

      • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        Unlimited removal upon your ovaries & uterus

        You shouldn't feel bad just cause someone else would want em. It would be rad to donate them, but failing that, uncritical support to you in your heroic struggle against internal organs you do not want.

        • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          ❤️

          have to tell you that you're one of my favorite people around here, and your unwavering support means the world ❤️❤️❤️ thank you.

          you've been so kind across so many threads, to me and so many others, and you're just a wonderful jewel that deserves appreciation 🥰