Marx is basically my spirit animal.

I make a point of never talking about politics while sober but since I've gained a reputation for being extremely argumentative and very left wing, anti communists who tangentially know me keep trying to debate me so I always get them to wait until I've had a drink and a half. It always escalates from a calm polite discussion to me and them yelling over each other about what I think should happen to landlords / serving members of the military (:took-restraint:).

To be fair I have somehow managed to bring a few people over to my way of thinking this way