• Put some research into finding a way to not have 1/4 of the characters be pedophiles
  • Turn down the dating simmyness by about 70 %, let the other characters develop interpersonal relationships
  • Keep turning the "main character actually having character traits" dial, we can reach 10 % by 2050
  • Maybe two fewer Revolver Ocelot voice Mr. President scenes than in 5
  • Since we are doing social themes, how about "communism is good"?
  • Ska soundtrack
  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You can find magic seeds that transform into childlike forest spirit pixies that you then can raise to “adulthood” that you can then date. And yes they’re the worst kind of “anime = childlike” offenders. My wife quit playing the game when she discovered this

    • MC_Kublai [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      THEY ADDED FUCKING GROOMING???

      :agony-shivering: :agony-acid: :agony-consuming: :agony-immense: :agony-limitless: :agony-mescaline: :agony-shrooms: :agony-deep: :agony-4horsemen: :agony-minion:

      • jabrd [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The player finds a mysterious crystal in the mine and decided to take it home. After several days, Soleil will be 'born' from the crystal as an infant sprite. They are unable to speak properly and is basically a child, exhibiting a small sprite-like body. As they get older, Soleil will be able to briefly hold an adult body, as seen in some events. But, if the player manages to develop a relationship with Soleil, they will take on the form of a normal human and may be married.

        https://harvestmoon.fandom.com/wiki/Soleil_(LoH)

          • jabrd [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Yep, and that’s the adult version. The infant version is literally wearing a diaper. It’s the most pedo bait shit I think I’ve seen in a videogame. Absolutely disgusting

          • SoloboiNanook [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            christ and even besides that they are insanely bad lmao wtf harvest moon gotten weird since i was doing dfrinking competitions in 64