Top 3 ingredients: Milk, cream and cane sugar

Probably shouldn't do that anywhere close to regularly, since I'm pretty sure I'd die despite being a young, healthy adult. lol

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Thats fucking baseball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby in the dugouts. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Baseball is back baby.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm jealous. I can't drink undiluted creamer anymore, because last time i tried I was drinkin a gallon of milk in an uber when a bunch of hexbear tankies pulled me out and started screamin “you cant do that its reactionary”. Of course I start cryin but that doesnt stop them no sir. They just start slappin my belly and sayin I should do the milk boy dance. I told them it would make me wet myself cause I had too much milk but they kept screamin “MAKE THE MILK BOY WET HIS PANTS. MAKE HIM DO THE MILK BOY DANCE” until I started spinnin and spinnin. The wetter I got, the louder they screamed. :sadness:

    • FoolishFool [she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Well, 1 serving was only a tablespoon, and there were 47 servings so...

      1,410 calories and 188 GRAMS of sugar

      And, as a bonus, 70.5 grams of fat.

      The ultimate flavor comes with the ultimate price indeed.

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        188 GRAMS of sugar

        this is pancreas abuse. that is a full cup of sugar

        • Zoift [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          It's not that much worse than ice cream really.

          • emizeko [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            it's the equivalent of eating six or seven pints of Ben and Jerry's at once

            • Zoift [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              She's just saving a lot of time is all.

    • FoolishFool [she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Not overly pepperminty, just pleasantly. Like melted mint chip ice cream.