I (beta male) was at Hooters tonight having some beer and wings when I (beta male) overheard the table of alphas next to me complaining about the price of wings under Biden (sigma male).

When Trump (omega male) was in office, alpha males were able to eat at Hooters every single week. Now, they're (alpha males) struggling to go once a month.

-- Nick Adams (Beta Male)

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    7
    2 years ago

    I (beta male) was at Gamestop tonight trying to get the cute girl behind the counter to notice me when I (beta male) saw a sigma male waltz right in and buy a Playstation 2 while complaining about the price of the PS5 under Bernie (Omega Male)

    When Biden (zeta male) was in office, sigma males were able to buy PS5s daily. Now, they're (sigma males) struggling just to afford a PS2.

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      3
      2 years ago

      you know, i was so so close to putting Trump (omega male) and I think you're right that this needs one.