A bottle opener

That you plug into the seatbelt latch

For that select group of connoisseurs that want to make sure their seatbelt alarms don't sound, and also need to regularly open glass bottles in their car

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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    • booty [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      As well, if some dumbass decides to use this instead of a buckle, and they launch themselves thru their windshield into the street like a human javelin should I be thanking them for removing themselves from the gene pool?

      First off, fucking ew. Check your ridiculous fascist "gene pool" talk.

      Second, seatbelts are not entirely for your own safety. I don't want to be hit by a 200+ pound object flying at 30mph or more. That would fucking kill me. It has killed plenty of people before.