• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    theme/novelty restaurants always have some absurd bathroom signage.

    Bulls/Heifers
    Blokes/Sheilas
    Divorced Dads/Karens
    Cucumbers/Peaches
    Mussolinis/Mamamias
    Milksteak/Jellybeans

    it's how they remind someone they came to TGI McFunzo's Pepperoni Pizza Palace so they forget momentarily that their gut flora are turning all the sugar into gas and the the blowout preventer has failed.

    i wonder what that fucked up place in Colorado that Lauren Booba owns ("Shooters?") where everybody is carrying a piece in a holster has written on the doors to the crappers.

    Jumbo Milkers\Tier 1 Operators 9-11