Bush Presidency: I’m gonna kill Afghans! stadning ovation
Obama Presidency: Mister Obama, I’m gay obana politely claps morse code coordinates into a hidden mic that pilots a drone
Trump Presidency: There’s a little fucking gremlin in the yard! It’s eyeing my jobs! We’re gonna capture the little gremlin! deafening cheers
Biden Presidency: We’re gonna...mmm, uh, anyways 7 think pieces are immediately drafted about this new campaign strategy called Mauve Brandon
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