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  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    thursday trump is going to announce that r kelly's new album will be released on his new streaming platform Trumpify

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    i hope he announces as an independent, that would be the most insane possible thing within the realm of possibility.

    • HornyOnMain
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      2 years ago

      What about if he ran as a democrat and beat out Biden so MAGA supporters turned blue and liberals voted for Desantis instead

      • solaranus
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        11 months ago

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    • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I maintain it is a certainty if he doesn't win the nomination. Seriously: why wouldn't he? What's his incentive not to? The spoiler effect? Lol. He'd totally fuck over the republicans if they stiff him.

  • vertexarray [any]
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    2 years ago

    every other candidate is going to have a howard dean moment and he's going to win

      • blobjim [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        because it obviously wasn't, it was the fact that the race had ben decided and the media wanted hom out.

  • frogbellyratbone_ [e/em/eir, any]
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    2 years ago

    trump just being like pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me

  • plinky [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Watch the video, soon trump will be posting minion memes :miyazaki-laugh:

  • iie [they/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Trump is gonna win unless the feds find a way to stop it without losing internal legitimacy and funding

    feds might not even care that much, they basically tell the president what to do

    • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The feds wanting DeSantis to be president instead of Trump might be the thing that actually gets some of the charges to stick to him.

  • THC
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    1 year ago

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  • anoncpc [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I want him to wear a cape with a big M imprint on it when he make the announcement