How the fuck would militarily inferior aliens cross the cosmos? Surely any species with faster-than-light travel would be able to disintegrate entire planets with ease.
What if they live really long like a Galapagos tortoise or a bowhead whale, and like they were going shopping and there was construction and a confusing one-way system, and they simply got lost for a really long time
Upon arriving at Earth all they wanted was to use the bathroom, grab a hot meal and ask for directions home
How the fuck would militarily inferior aliens cross the cosmos? Surely any species with faster-than-light travel would be able to disintegrate entire planets with ease.
What if they live really long like a Galapagos tortoise or a bowhead whale, and like they were going shopping and there was construction and a confusing one-way system, and they simply got lost for a really long time
Upon arriving at Earth all they wanted was to use the bathroom, grab a hot meal and ask for directions home
you don't even need to be militarily superior in the traditional sense, if you're in orbit you can just de-orbit a big rock