But how the fuck does someone go “wine? Yeah let’s add some fucking cola”

German here, i always thought that the wine-coke combo was an atrocious idea until i was at a festival where the only booze we had left was a big box of absolutely undrinkable red wine. It was so awful that we tried to trade with other people on the campground, give them some of our drugs and get beer or vodka or w/e in return, but it was a psytrance festival, so while it was no problem to find LSD everywhere, nobody had any alcohol left after the second day ... so we ended up giving the wine-cola mix a try and it turned out to be pretty good actually.