no way those are real. it looks like a transmutation of a cricket and a millipede and it goes way to fast. what the hell happened to my tolerance I used to love bugs :shrek-pixel-despair

  • Leper_Messiah [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Honestly they don't bother me too much, but the time i saw a spider cricket like 6 inches away from my face when i rolled over in bed one day freaked me the fuck out

    I didn't even know what the hell it was, it looked like an unholy mix between a wolf spider and a cricket with like honeybee type striping on the body

    I straight up yelped. THEY JUMP RIGHT AT YOUR GODDAMN FACE IF YOU COME AT THEM, ASK ME HOW I FOUND THAT OUT

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah I attack those crickets with a squirt gun of soapy water now. They scare the crap out of me every time.