JFC, even if this is something that works (which seems unlikely), and there are no unintended consequences (which seems impossible), it shouldn't be done for profit

Really looking forward to other companies getting in on this: :eco-porky: "Yeah, we dumped all of our spent fuel rods into Lake Erie. We found a hypothesis online that said it would help climate change. It didn't, but now we know...That will be one million dollars."