They sell your farts on the black fartket.
They also pee on your towels when you aren't looking.
Every single one of them has seen you naked and laughs about it.
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This isn't a "wrong" fact, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSRY0CdeOl0farts are refuse. they're abandoned to their own devices by unruly farters. it's not possible to "steal" them, even under the capitalist regime of private property