I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app" is “bad vibes”
Personally, I vote for the pizza slave one but this one is tight too
oh shit I think I missed that one!
Lol something along the lines of
Oh right yeah that was a pretty early one. Amazing prose.