I have a urine drug test on Tuesday morning and last smoked on Sunday

I’m not a chronic smoker or anything, but I do it recreationally (because I haven’t had to take a drug test in probably 6-7 years at this point)

Is there any hope for me to pass? Everywhere online says I’m fucked

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I've done this successfully at least thrice with the fake pee. Employers can kiss my ass. Only my doctor and my boyfriend can get the real thing when asked.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      I just had one of my clean friends piss in a cup for me and I used a Turkey baster to put it in a water balloon. Done this twice successfully

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        Oh yeah, I did that once too, but I used a travel shampoo bottle. A balloon sounds risky, dang. Nice job.

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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          6 months ago

          Balloon can stay warm against your body, but it in your briefs along the inner thigh lmao