Let’s take a moment to reassess the situation.

I took delivery of my Cybertruck nearly two months ago, yet I've only been able to drive it for about two weeks. It's been in service three times since then, and it’s still in service. Every time I drive the current one, something seems to break. I don’t want to live in constant fear that it will malfunction again after each visit to the Tesla Service Center.

Therefore, I respectfully request an expedited replacement Cybertruck to be delivered to the Raleigh service center as soon as possible. My patience can only go so far. Additionally, I currently have a wrap and custom license plate, and I can’t even put any of them on my Cybertruck. Under the NC Lemon Law, I have the option to choose between a buyback or a replacement, and a replacement is what I’m opting for.

My truck wasn’t just plagued by one issue; it has had all the major issues. It’s an early 2000 VIN Cybertruck, so hopefully, a newer one coming off the production line has made the necessary fixes to address all these issues. @elonmusk @Tesla @tesla_na @cybertruck @wmorrill3

I informed my service center that I want a replacement, so they’re aware and have forwarded my message regarding the Lemon Law replacement. However, it’s been in the shop for almost another week already. I wish I had contact with someone higher up at Tesla who handles this kind of stuff so they can get this resolved ASAP because service can only do so much! Based on the severity of this issue and the time it's taking, I was expecting a call from someone higher up who is in charge of sales/service, etc. @elonmusk

Yeah, I’m giving them until this weekend to figure this out.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      17 days ago

      I ask only for another cyberwagon m'lord, but please in your wisdom make the horses alive this time sire. There are no wheels and the horses came dead @mlord @cyberwagon

    • Doubledee [comrade/them]
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      I cannot stress this enough, you could buy yourself a plot of land and put a prefab on it and have money leftover to furnish the thing with the amount of money these people are spending on their meme truck. A permanent country vacation spot.

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    He doesn't even want a refund, he wants another bazingamobile to replace this one, and thinks they've somehow fixed the issues in what, the month since it went into production?

    • itappearsthat [he/him]
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      17 days ago

      same energy as that guy who bought autopilot as a christmas present to himself at midnight, used it to drive to the store and was unimpressed, then saw a "special christmas update" available and thought it would fix everything so hit install but it took two hours and he slowly froze inside his car as it was rebooting lmfao. time passed and updates happened so things must have gotten better!

  • Doubledee [comrade/them]
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    And then what? This fella thinks he's gonna successfully sue a billionaire? In the US?

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      17 days ago

      And then I'll send m'lord ANOTHER pigeon saying he has until the next moon to respond.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    countdown until this dipshit is banned from twitter

    • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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      Musk's undoing will be a psychotic episode where he tries to get his shitty LLM to assassinate this guy with an update to his cybertruck, and he's caught on video conspicuously entering Tesla's server closet to push it lathe-of-heaven

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    17 days ago

    It’s an early 2000 VIN Cybertruck, so hopefully, a newer one coming off the production line has made the necessary fixes to address all these issues.

    hahaha They'd only sold 1500 by the time they recalled them over the accelerator pedal coming off and jamming the accelerator down

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    He admits his car has every major problem for cars, yet when offered the choice to sell back his shitty car, he decides to roll the dice on the same make and model

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    Lmao just heard that 600 people here in Norway pre-ordered this shitbox, but it's apparently not getting approved for sale in Europe

    Just let me meet one of them IRL, that's all I ask of the gods