Envisioning a rise in ghost sightings, haunted houses, angels , demons and other creepy shit in the coming months from the right wing crowd

  • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    those things are real, and are only using gas stoves as a cover to further their agendas.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Bigfoot cranks up the gas stove to lull you into thinking you're just seeing things, he carries a portable range with him everywhere. That's the reason he's so blurry in photos and video, it's the shimmering from the gas stove.

      • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        sry, demons have a commitment to fire safety and aren't looking to put hell over capacity by playing around with gas stoves.