I became a teacher last year and the amount of incredible, complex, highly coordinated dancing they pretty much all do is incredible. I saw a 5 year old do a whacky fortnite squat dance into a back handspring. What?!

At least I could teach them the Macarena so I had something to offer because goddamn.

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Oh I just meant like a high school kid who shows off in front of his peers at school or something. Not taking up public spaces and being jerks about it.