Zero records of a gay person ever having a hetero relationship or telling their friends stories of hetero relationships or situations in which they interacted with the opposite sex (which definitely makes you hetero 100%).

Not even worth mentioning that there's other sexualities of course. Bi/pan etc all no exist. Only full homo and no homo. And the homos are super obvious always to us straights which is why the gay panic defen.. oh shit oh fuck.