BIGGS HAMPTER HAS HEREBY BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE FOLLOWING NASTY CRIMES:

• 1 count of being stinky

• 1 count of not keeping his cage clean

• 3 counts of being mean to other Hexbear users

• 2 counts of pooping on the running wheel for some reason

he has summarily been sentenced to 20 minutes in his travel carrier while i went to clean out his cage