Wiping your ass is a raw deal folks, a real raw one. Everyone knows me, they know I make the best deals, tremendous deals, so when weak Sleepy Joe has to wipe his ass I look away. I don't look that's disgusting, who wipes their own ass? Most likely him. He's too weak to run and win, not like me. I put my diaper on and I'm good to go. I'm wearing one now! [crowd cheers] Folks it's amazing, I can do a number 2 and I don't even have to wipe. Unlike Stinky Joe who has to sit on the toilet, probably constipated, wouldn't know, don't want to know.