It's 2060 and I'm cutting the ribbon for the Jerome Peel Memorial Subway Station that is the last one left to not have guard doors after the entire system was revamped under President Bernies-head-on-a-robot "socialism everywhere at once instantly" scheme. It runs a historic 2022 schedule of automated trains and 5 people die there every year trying to recreate the jump, they all get a state burial with full honours