amogus2 [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoCatholics are cooler than protestants because we got to see the pope's corpse while the queen was not taken out of the box.message-squaremessage-square12 fedilinkarrow-up142file-text
arrow-up142message-squareCatholics are cooler than protestants because we got to see the pope's corpse while the queen was not taken out of the box.amogus2 [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square12 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]hexbear9·edit-22 years agoThat just makes them better than Anglicanism which is just Catholicism with the serial numbers filed off. link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear3·2 years agoAnglicanism: Horny Catholicism. Lutheranism: Terminally Online Catholicism Calvinism: Lootbox Catholicism Catholicism: Gnosticism for Nounces link
minus-squareamogus2 [none/use name]hexagonhexbear2·2 years agoProtestantism I get, Martin Luther nailed some reasonable demands to a door and that caused a schism. King Henry the 8th did it because he hated his wife. link
That just makes them better than Anglicanism which is just Catholicism with the serial numbers filed off.
Anglicanism: Horny Catholicism.
Lutheranism: Terminally Online Catholicism
Calvinism: Lootbox Catholicism
Catholicism: Gnosticism for Nounces
Protestantism I get, Martin Luther nailed some reasonable demands to a door and that caused a schism. King Henry the 8th did it because he hated his wife.