I got to see the baby and it smiled at me.

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It's hilarious listening to libs trying to claim the moral high ground and pretend they aren't a bunch of drama loving slop hounds.

    Literally "I don't see why it was necessary to go into this much detail, they certainly didn't need to say quotes every single salacious detail with audible glee I mean I just don't understand why people can't be more professional like us."

    It's like wonder-who-thats-for if there was also a panel of Garfield hanging up that sign 5 seconds prior.

  • Sons_of_Ferrix
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    2 months ago

    Trump doesn't have feel good pee pee sex, he's not GAY! He fucks to make babies.

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Its true. I was the baby that smiled at SorosFootSoldier

  • kfc [any]
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    2 months ago

    I heard Stormy Daniels had to quit making Porno because Donald Trump was too good at sex, and his penis was too big and she would never be satisfied again. She had to quit because he blew her back out way too good, she's in a wheelchair now and had 15 babies from that one sex that ended her Porno career. The babies are all named Donald Trump and are all boys also with big peni

  • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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    2 months ago

    instictively goes to block post to stem the psychic damage

    com is Badposting

    By Sorosfootsoldier

    10/10 badpost, would writhe in agony again. joker-amerikkklap

  • Blottergrass [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    You gotta make a certain amount of money to enjoy the spectacle, otherwise it's just depressing cause you know how meaningfully better your and your community's lives could be if politics was real.