$100 a month and he'll throw in a set of steak knives and a hair trimming kit. Please pay me, please, please, please, please. I'm a fucking idiot please give me money please the Saudi's are riding me for a return on their investment or they'll snap my thigh bones please please i'll be your friend please i'll dance like a little racist raccoon please pay $100 a month please please please everyone hates me please I cry myself to sleep holding a replica Blade Runner pistol I bought on etsy for $19,000 I was told it was an original prop but it was made from toilet roll tubes and PlayDoh please please my children don't return my calls please oh god please.