"President Xi, this seems like a silly way to scare Americans. A balloon? There's no way they would care. It's just a balloon."

"My trusted advisor and companion, you overestimate the Angloids. They are weak-minded and easily frightened from eating too much burger and fries. Send the balloon, no, make it two, it will prove how easily we may engage in psychological operations when they try to start a war in 2025, as predicted by Mao's hidden texts."

"Yes, sir."