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Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Calico Cut Pants
literally opened the comment section to say this if nobody else had, and also to link https://getcalicocutpants.com/
There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin
Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.