• MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    2 years ago

    https://reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/117bv2i/this_is_the_autobiography_of_the_b_word_to_your/

    Please tell me this is a parody?

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      You are now about to witness the strength of political courage.

      Straight outta Washington, crazy POTUS named Joe Biden.

      From the US givin' weapons for fightin'.

      When he's called soft, he took his plane aloft

      Zelensky's his greeter, and Ruskies are fought off.

      You too, Putin, if ya stay in Ukraine.

      M1 Abrams are gonna hafta come and cause pain.

      Off to Kyiv, that's why he's flying out

      For the tough Ukraine fighters that're holdin' out.

      Pro-Putin MAGAs start to mumble, they wanna grumble.

      Trick em and mock em into a political stumble.

      Goin off on Fox News like that

      With a lie that's spouted by an ass.

      So give it up smooth

      Ain't no yellin when Biden's got nothin' to prove.

      Here's a wartime visit to keep Ukraine free

      While resisting like Sparta at Thermopylae.