I have to waddle around like a duck to keep from shitting myself. I wear a diaper going out with my friends because I know I'm gonna shit myself laughing for 4 hours straight. LITERALLY, shit myself laughing. Actual shit. Not PMSL. Actual shit. I should wear those fancy paper pants, but I refuse to do that until I'm over 60.
I drank 3 gallons of milk today.
I have to waddle around like a duck to keep from shitting myself. I wear a diaper going out with my friends because I know I'm gonna shit myself laughing for 4 hours straight. LITERALLY, shit myself laughing. Actual shit. Not PMSL. Actual shit. I should wear those fancy paper pants, but I refuse to do that until I'm over 60.
Does that trigger vegans?