I'm not different people. Much like James Bond, I am in fact just the same person every time. And I'm the Princess lady not the green clothes guy, I know the title is confusing. It was part of my contract.
Fucking Ganon wiping out 3/4 of our population of around 36 people every couple years.
What? No. All of this happened over like 15 years or so. I saw all this shit go down.
Fr, it was basically waking up every day and seeing if the castle was black or white to establish where I was and otherwise the day to day wasn't thar different.
Shit was dope. Big water be like KAKOW and I was a pirate queen for a minute.
Cause after something happens enough it proves to not be a threat. I used to be scared of moths too. It gets old.
I mean I know I won't get killed cause like ..he literally waits until Link shows up and leaves me alone until then. He's taken years on one dungeon on occasion. And, Link deserves a W after all the crap he deals with on the way yknod.
Is Tingle natty? Or does he do HGH to keep up his physique for the games?
This guy he floats on a balloon and sells maps and shit. He also has his own game where he hits on women
Sounds like a weird dude. I think one time when I was pretending to be a pirate I saw him through a jail window talking about how he lost his camera. He was for sure natty then cause he was being held in a dungeon.
For now, link has been trying to find himself but keeps getting interrupted by octoroks and shit
Zelder, why you reckon Link is a little elf boy in one game, a cool macho man in another, than a friggin' hot twink in the next?
Link...just really can't quite find himself. He's tried for sure but, there's something they want to be that I'm not sure exists yet tbh
I had the biggest crush on Link when I played botw. Nobody judge me I was like 14
I haven't has a single fucking day to conduct statehood shit cause of dark gods, wind weirdos and that guy from twilight princess, not to mention the severe geographic shifts and stuff. FYI, I HAD planned to press the communism button which as an absolute monarch was legit that easy.
It's strange it didn't take off considering we have a single ranch for all oof everyone's horses atm
Why are the games called Zelda and not Link? The player is almost always controlling Link. Strange, no?
Do you see how I handled Ganon? Stone cold badass if i do say so.
Look at my face in that scene. I was soooo bored by then. Link low-key kinda sucks at this
Wait while I'm here I want to ask if you knew that Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001) was released shortly after 9/11 in an attempt to heal the nation?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288441/trivia?item=tr5447336
e: apparently it's a big spoiler so sorry about that
