I'm not different people. Much like James Bond, I am in fact just the same person every time. And I'm the Princess lady not the green clothes guy, I know the title is confusing. It was part of my contract.
Fucking Ganon wiping out 3/4 of our population of around 36 people every couple years.
Is Tingle natty? Or does he do HGH to keep up his physique for the games?
This guy he floats on a balloon and sells maps and shit. He also has his own game where he hits on women
Sounds like a weird dude. I think one time when I was pretending to be a pirate I saw him through a jail window talking about how he lost his camera. He was for sure natty then cause he was being held in a dungeon.
Which Hyrule is your favorite Hyrule between the exhausting number of multiverse segues and reboots you have to go through, bound forever to Thermian historical document set in stone in the 90s about your recurring destiny? :lonk:
Is it now?
https://imgur.com/ZewLchB
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What? No. All of this happened over like 15 years or so. I saw all this shit go down.
The Thousand Yard Stare's got nothing on your facial expression, probably.
Fr, it was basically waking up every day and seeing if the castle was black or white to establish where I was and otherwise the day to day wasn't thar different.
Shit was dope. Big water be like KAKOW and I was a pirate queen for a minute.
I got to be a pirate for a bit as a troll
That was my favorite version of you. Why did you stop, drop the disguise and the alias, and get captured and imperiled again? :sadness:
Cause after something happens enough it proves to not be a threat. I used to be scared of moths too. It gets old.
Why didn't you just kick Ganon(dorf)'s ass on any number of following occasions if he wasn't even dangerous for you anymore? :lea-why:
I mean I know I won't get killed cause like ..he literally waits until Link shows up and leaves me alone until then. He's taken years on one dungeon on occasion. And, Link deserves a W after all the crap he deals with on the way yknod.
How was your adventure in The Wand of Gamelon? Did you have highlights you wanted to share, besides killing that one dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVZVCoaxM4
Zelder, why you reckon Link is a little elf boy in one game, a cool macho man in another, than a friggin' hot twink in the next?
Link...just really can't quite find himself. He's tried for sure but, there's something they want to be that I'm not sure exists yet tbh
I had the biggest crush on Link when I played botw. Nobody judge me I was like 14
For now, link has been trying to find himself but keeps getting interrupted by octoroks and shit
Important question:
You said you’re the same Zelda from all Zelda stuff.
Is this canon? Seems believable enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU
Thank you for confirming the canon status of that video.
The destined one in the prophecy really is a dumbass. And a whispers buttknocker. :edgeworth-shrug:
I haven't has a single fucking day to conduct statehood shit cause of dark gods, wind weirdos and that guy from twilight princess, not to mention the severe geographic shifts and stuff. FYI, I HAD planned to press the communism button which as an absolute monarch was legit that easy.
To be fair, I heard you tried. There was that big train initiative...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Spirit_Tracks
It's strange it didn't take off considering we have a single ranch for all oof everyone's horses atm
Wait while I'm here I want to ask if you knew that Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001) was released shortly after 9/11 in an attempt to heal the nation?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288441/trivia?item=tr5447336
e: apparently it's a big spoiler so sorry about that
Why are the games called Zelda and not Link? The player is almost always controlling Link. Strange, no?
There's exceptions. :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVZVCoaxM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aId1ytCeTb8
Oh yeah, you dared to bring light into his lair. :sicko-fem:
https://youtu.be/Q4UXa7AgBzA?t=466
Look at my face in that scene. I was soooo bored by then. Link low-key kinda sucks at this
It's like, Hyrule finally has a few days of peace (that all true warriors strive for), and he has to complain that he's bored. :lonk: :farquaad-point:
Oh, important question: did that evil traitor dude ever actually scrub all the floors in Hyrule? Was there then talk of mercy? :thinking-about-it:
