I'm not different people. Much like James Bond, I am in fact just the same person every time. And I'm the Princess lady not the green clothes guy, I know the title is confusing. It was part of my contract.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Is it now?

    https://imgur.com/ZewLchB

    https://i0.wp.com/realotakugamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Zelda-Timeline.png?ssl=1

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    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      ·
      1 year ago

      What? No. All of this happened over like 15 years or so. I saw all this shit go down.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        The Thousand Yard Stare's got nothing on your facial expression, probably.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          Fr, it was basically waking up every day and seeing if the castle was black or white to establish where I was and otherwise the day to day wasn't thar different.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            I got to be a pirate for a bit as a troll

            That was my favorite version of you. Why did you stop, drop the disguise and the alias, and get captured and imperiled again? :sadness:

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              1 year ago

              Cause after something happens enough it proves to not be a threat. I used to be scared of moths too. It gets old.

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                Why didn't you just kick Ganon(dorf)'s ass on any number of following occasions if he wasn't even dangerous for you anymore? :lea-why:

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  1 year ago

                  I mean I know I won't get killed cause like ..he literally waits until Link shows up and leaves me alone until then. He's taken years on one dungeon on occasion. And, Link deserves a W after all the crap he deals with on the way yknod.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    How was your adventure in The Wand of Gamelon? Did you have highlights you wanted to share, besides killing that one dude?

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVZVCoaxM4