Woke up nauseaous, vomited about five times, and the last one included blood so I went to the emergency room. I spoke to a doctor for less than five minutes and received no imaging. There was one routine blood draw and an IV with saline and Zofran.
God damn America. $3042 to walk in the door. I could have literally flown back to England and been seen at an NHS hospital for a 5th of the cost.
That was my immediate thought. Looked in the toilet, saw the blood, reasoned that if I keep vomiting it's probably going to increase the bleeding and it's happening every 30~ minutes without slowing down. "Well an ambulance would cost $1000 and I bet I can drive there before I start vomiting blood all over my car if I just drive fast."