Woke up nauseaous, vomited about five times, and the last one included blood so I went to the emergency room. I spoke to a doctor for less than five minutes and received no imaging. There was one routine blood draw and an IV with saline and Zofran.
God damn America. $3042 to walk in the door. I could have literally flown back to England and been seen at an NHS hospital for a 5th of the cost.
Obviously, the libertarian solution is to get ride of Government Mandated Insurance. Once everyone pays with cash (or chickens) the system will magically unfuck itself.