Well--

"There ain't no covid no more--there never was no covid!"

It protects me from a wide variety of things.

"What, you believe in aliens too?"

Sure, why not?


An actual conversation I had with a trucker the other day.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    lathe-of-heaven

    Headline from 2026: CDC RECOMMENDS NEVER WASHING YOUR HANDS, IT WILL BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM