How can I get back at them

  • DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    I cannot tell you enough how much i hope i never drink broken glass or have to think much about it ever again

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Hate to the the bearer of bad news, but the average person typically consumes 400~ spiders and upwards of 1kg of glass in their sleep every night. If you've ever woken up with a mouth full of glass, that's why.

      • The_Dark_Knight@lemmy.sdf.org
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        6 months ago

        That one guy evening it all out by eating an unholy amount of spiders and glass everyday .

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        NOTE : The word "unholy amount" is used because I'm lazy to do the math

    • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      It's OK I'm sure you will be fine so long as you are not the kind of person to smash a pot on the counter, break the spout and then act completely oblivious to the fact it is broken