I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    According to Wikipedia, the definition of a smoothie is

    A smoothie is a beverage made by puréeing ingredients in a blender.

    And I use a food processor to make my hummus so therefore hummus is not a smoothie.

    • dat_math [they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        Counterpoint: guacamole is a poison because I am allergic to avocados.